Monday, June 24th 2024
My Dear America:
I was looking forward to talking with my Cousin, Tom sometime after the Debate this Thursday between Donald Trump and Joe Biden. My Cousin was a very bright guy who worked for FEMA for many years before his retirement and worried a lot about how Democracy was going to fare following the Presidential Election in November of 2024. Well Tom's worries about the future of Democracy are over. He just passed away and he will be missed by all of us who knew him and loved him. I am certainly one of those people who will certainly miss talking politics with Tom who really knew his stuff.
But although Tom's worries are over, the rest of us who are still here need to continue to worry about whether or not we are going to be able to keep Democracy alive in America or whether we are going to be overrun by Madmen and Madwomen who don't really give a damn about Democracy anymore and think that it is a worn out system.
Maybe Democracy is a worn out system. it has certainly had its problems recently, maintaining itself as a Government by the people and for the people that will not perish from this Earth. Worn out or not, however, Democracy is a system that has served Americans well for a couple of centuries now and I certainly hope continues to serve us for many more centuries to come.
One thing is for sure. This year, 2024 is a very important year in the evolution of Democracy in the United States. There will be a contest coming up in November of this year in which the results of this election will point the way to the future of the United States Of America. If Joe Biden is Re Elected to the Presidency Democracy will undoubtedly continue. However, If Donald Trump is elected Democracy will be either Dead or on its way to Dying a Slow and Painful Death.
The stakes in November couldn't be higher for those of us who have not given up on Democracy.
This coming week our Democratic Champion, President of the United States ,Joe Biden will square off with Donald Trump in a Debate that will be broadcasting on CNN and streaming on MAX.
Although Joe Biden has not personally asked for my advice as to how to beat his opponent in the upcoming Debate that's OK. I'm going to give President Biden my advice anyway.
Here Goes.
You have to understand, Joe, that there is only one way to beat Donald Trump at his own Game.
First of all, recognize that although there are rules set up by CNN that despite Mics being cut off Donald Trump will still be shouting and spouting off inappropriately when his turn is over and it is your turn to speak. Try to ignore his ignorant behavior and keep talking despite his interruptions.
In your last debate with Trump I think one of your finest moments was when you finally told Trump to "SHUT UP".
Keep in mind you are not in the kind of political debate that you had been involved in during previous years when debates were with relatively normal human beings, not with maniacs. You are debating an ignorant fool who will stop at nothing to get you rattled.
He will surely talk about your son's conviction on gun charges. Get ready for that. When it comes ask him why he was so dead set against any kind of gun control legislation.
Also remind him and the Television Audience that Trump has had a trial in which he he had to pay an astounding amount of money for Sexually Assaulting E Jean Carroll and when he was too stupid to keep his mouth shut about his conviction following the trial that extraordinary amount he had to pay was increased exponentially when Ms. Carroll Took him to court again.
He also lost in court on Fraud charges brought by New York State Attorney, Tish James.
Also remind Trump of his own recent conviction on 34 counts and his status as a Convicted Felon who continues to claim that he is wrongfully convicted and is not yet sentenced. Tell him that it might be in his best interest to stop bitching about the Judge and Jury in that trial. Remind him that it is the Judge who will be sentencing him in July so he might want to shut up about that trial at least until after he is sentenced.
Tell him that at least your son is accepting his conviction and will accept his consequences as a result even though he would never have been charged in the crime if his name was not Biden.
Also when you get a chance to, don't forget to Brag about everything you and the Democrats have accomplished for the American people during your Administration. You have a long list of accomplishments that you can highlight and at the end of your list of good things you have done ask Trump to name anything that he has done for the Average American.
When he tries to bait you on your immigration steps please remind him that you had negotiated in good faith with the Republicans in Congress and had come up with a plan that even though Republicans had helped prepare the border bill Congress killed the bill because Trump had demanded that they do so because he wanted to keep the border an issue to run on this year.
Keep in mind, Joe, throughout the debate that you need to look Presidential and if he acts like an idiot, let him. Don't let him goad you into losing your cool.
I know you realize how much we love you, Joe and will be working toward your Re Election to the Presidency in the coming months.
Yes, this Debate will be important but it will only be the beginning and not the end of the story.
And if the age factor comes up remind the voters that you are only a few years older than Trump and unlike Trump you don't constantly act like a Jackass.
Also When you get a chance please ask Trump what the hell was he talking about when he was telling that bizarre story about the Boat and the Shark.
Ask him What the Hell was the point of that story and the one about Hanibal Lecter.
Also When you get the chance ask him:
"Are You OK Man?"
Tell him "You seem to always be a little off."
Sincerely Yours
Jerry Gallagher
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